Granny turns Swamy Vivekananda
The conversation that goes between me and A post Fancy dress competition at school (A did not want to take part at all and we let her go):
Me : I heard that your friend AK has come dressed up as Swami Vivekananda
A : Yes, with some orange dress and all, who was that?
Me : Swami Vivekananda
A : Who is it?
Me : Hmmmm, he was a great person who has acquired lots of knowledge through meditation, the one your grandmother practises by going to a class
A : Oh, then is grandmother going to become Swami Vivekananda in some days?
Me : No, ofcourse not
A : I mean, is she going to behave like him soon?
Me : Hmmm, yeah 😎
A announces her latest discovery as :
The one who is born first becomes a grandfather,
The one born second becomes a grandmother,
The one born third becomes a father,
The one born fourth becomes a mother,
The one born fifth becomes a baby,
The one born sixth becomes a baby sister or baby brother 🙂
During dinner time, while am trying to feed A:
A : Bas, I don’t want to have more
Me : No, four more spoons and I will leave you
After 4 spoons,
A : We are done with 4 spoons, now bas
Me : No, just a little more, otherwise you will be hungry soon
A : Ok, then next time when I watch TV, I will say that am going to stop watching TV when the time is “X”. But when the time is actually “X”, am going to change my words and continue watching, since you are doing the same 😎
Be Very specific
FIL while driving A to school :
FIL : All the yellow buses that you are seeing are school or college buses
A : Ok
FIL : All the white ones are ambulances
Me : Ok, then why are the kids in the ambulance?
FIL : *-) Oh, ok, the white ones only with a “+”sign are ambulances, the rest are vans that carry regular people
A : Ok